Opportunity Crosses The Bridge

1  Everybody Here Is Broke So Stop Complaining, OK?  02:22

2  This Ain't Disneyland  01:59

3  My Friends Made Fun Of My Pants  02:10

4  Antimony  00:34

5  Big Fun In The Basement  02:02

6  Boron  00:51

7  Appliances Du Sauvage  02:17

8  Carbon  00:47

9  Lift And Separate  02:34

10  Einsteinium  00:39

11  What's That On Your Shirt?  02:16

12  Europium  01:10

13  More Of The Same For Me, Please  02:41

14  Hydrogen  00:51

15  Team Fight Song  02:03

16  Mercury  00:22

17  This Is America, Why Should I Have To Mow My Own Lawn?  02:22

18  Neon  00:40

19  Hercules Pushes Giant Goats Over The Cliff And Watches As They Fall Into The Canyon Below  02:19

20  Oxygen  00:51

21  Shut That Thing Off And Come To Bed  01:51

22  Phosphorus  00:30

23  Nude Hula  01:49

24  Radium  00:44

25  Sheba Wore No Nylons  02:08

26  Tin  00:39

27  She Wears Her Dead Mother's Hat  04:20

28  On The Way To Chartres We Stopped And Walked Through Fields Of Sunflowers In The Early Evening  01:13

29  Bye Bye, Barbie  03:53